HOW?

See, my child is the normal, inquisitive preschooler.
Except, she had to make this stage different.
Instead of why, she asks HOW.
incessantly.

Me: Mikaela, put on your shoes.
M: How?
Me: Because we're leaving.
M:How?
Me:To go to the ....(insert proper noun here).
M:How?
Me:In the car.
M:How?
Me: Oh, for heaven's sake....
M: Whaaaat? Whaaat did you say Mommy? Grandma is in heaven. Can we go see her?
Me: No, we can't go see her until we die. Then we'll see her, but a long long time from now.
M:How?